Chapter 38: Game Launch!
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Chapter 38: The Game Is Released!
Liu Ruohan felt as though her lungs were about to burst with rage!
The very first scene of the game’s first level showed the purple, muscular protagonist charging into the establishment and brutally beating those horses!
When he especially went after one horse that looked both lecherous and ugly, with the face of a sanctimonious saint, the muscular protagonist instantly radiated an overwhelming aura of righteous release. His attack speed and movement speed doubled…
He could even pick up a stone from the ground and smash it viciously into the saintly mare’s head, followed by an elaborate keyboard combo!
A saintly mare?
Yes!
The very mare who had been berating the puppy-like horse!
Aside from changing a few words, the insults she hurled at that dog-horse were almost copied word for word from the conversation between Liu Ruohan and Zhang Yang…
“Bang!” “Bang!” “Bang!”
The purple, muscular protagonist charged forward and slapped her across the face. The game’s impact felt astonishingly real…
Every blow landed with bone-crushing force!
And what was even more infuriating was that all of this happened automatically!
That was right. The first level was a tutorial. Liu Ruohan barely needed to touch the keyboard or mouse; the protagonist would automatically beat people up.
Liu Ruohan stared wide-eyed!
She was so furious that she nearly smashed the computer, stomping back and forth across the office.
Zhang Yang…
Zhang Yang!!!
At that moment…
She almost wanted to swallow him whole!
Why had she rented him a server?
Why?!
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“Awei Phones.”
After the owner, Wang Wei, finished downloading the game, he immediately opened it on his computer.
Then…
He entered the game.
“Huh? Is this game connected to Desert Bicycle?”
Once inside, he saw something that left him stunned.
After completing the beginner tutorial, he controlled the protagonist into the next game scene.
The next scene appeared to take place on a bus.
There was no dialogue inside the bus.
However, they saw a bare-chested, heavily built horse lying on his back and taking off his socks…
Wisps of poisonous fumes rose from his feet. The surrounding passenger horses wore expressions of disgust, while an old horse seemed to be repeatedly trying to stop him. The burly horse, however, paid no attention whatsoever…
Elsewhere, a young horse was shouting into his phone. His conversation was filled with every kind of filthy language, and flecks of spittle flew through the air like rain, spraying onto the hair of the passenger in the seat ahead.
Not far away, another young horse was eating. After finishing, he casually threw his rubbish on the floor, leaving the area around him crawling with flies…
Several other strange-looking young horses were smoking. Every so often, they blew smoke rings toward the passengers in front of them, wearing smug expressions…
There was also an old horse carrying a huge loudspeaker. It blared at full volume while all the surrounding passengers covered their ears in apparent agony, yet the old horse was thoroughly enjoying himself!
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There was also a strangely dressed female horse who cursed at the bus driver while reaching over to seize the steering wheel.
When Wang Wei saw this scene…
His spirits immediately lifted!
He had ridden buses before. Although people’s general manners had improved considerably and most passengers were polite, one could still occasionally encounter all kinds of disgraceful behavior.
In real life, when faced with such situations, most people chose to avoid trouble whenever possible. They would simply endure it, figuring that it would pass.
Even so, they were undeniably frustrated inside—angry but afraid to speak up, much less fight back.
But this game…
Had gathered all those social nuisances together in one place.
Wang Wei controlled the protagonist as he charged into the troublemakers, every punch landing with meaty force…
He grabbed the shirtless horse who had taken off his socks and slapped him viciously across the face. Then came a dazzling, crisp combo that was so satisfying it could not possibly be improved upon.
The troublemakers rushed over to attack the protagonist, reducing his health, but the protagonist suddenly erupted with power. His muscles swelled across his entire body, radiating even more astonishing strength. He grabbed tables, chairs, and stools and smashed them down with furious force…
Especially when faced with the female horse who was cursing at and striking the driver—the protagonist simply picked her up and threw her out the window…
Wang Wei felt utterly exhilarated!
Moreover, the game had been made with extraordinary attention to detail!
At first, the entire bus swayed and lurched unstably, but after the troublemakers had been beaten and thrown out, the vehicle gradually steadied.
Then…
The bus traveled smoothly to its destination and stopped beside a street.
To Wang Wei’s delight, his own “Awei Phones” shop had been reproduced in the game exactly as it was. There was even a bespectacled horse who looked remarkably like him, selling mobile phones…
And on the street…
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“This is the storyline we designed for the game. Did you see it? That bus is our dormitory, Room 304. It’s an Easter egg, haha!”
“And that passenger is named Lin Dong!”
“This one is Wang Cheng!”
“Oh my God, that’s me! That’s me…”
“Not only did I win the prize money, I even got an Easter egg…”
“This is amazing! Hurry up and take screenshots to post online!”
“I already did!”
“…”
Yanjing Vocational College.
In Room 304 of the dormitory.
Several young men shouted excitedly as they posted the Easter eggs featuring themselves on the forum.
In an instant, the forum erupted with activity. The flood of envious replies made them feel positively light-headed with pride…
They continued playing the game.
On the road beside Awei Phones, they saw several young horses who appeared to be urinating in public…
Without a word, they controlled the protagonist and charged over, pummeling them mercilessly.
“Hey, you’re relieving yourself in public and you still dare to fight back?”
“…”
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When the villain suddenly turned around and fought back, the young men in the dormitory were stunned for a moment. Then they frantically controlled the protagonist through a flashy series of combos…
After they finished off the urinating horse, a car soon appeared on the road and slammed into the protagonist, sending him flying. Through the windshield, they saw a bearded horse drinking alcohol. He held a liquor bottle in one hand and laughed uproariously.
“Power burst! Yes, use the power burst and take him down!”
“There looks like there’s a gas cylinder beside him!”
“Right!”
“It looks like the car has stopped!”
“Wait, is he trying to flee?”
“Damn it!”
“…”
Inside the dormitory.
The young men stared at the gas cylinder nearby, then controlled the protagonist as he picked it up and hurled it viciously at the car!
Boom!
The car exploded!
The bearded horse emerged from the burning wreckage with the liquor bottle in hand and charged forward, stabbing the protagonist viciously…
“Kill him!”
“What the hell? He drove drunk, hit someone, and was about to flee, and he still thinks he’s in the right?”
“He dares to fight back?”
“Damn it!”
Inside the dormitory!
The young men glared at the computer, gnashing their teeth in fury as they charged back into the fight…
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Elsewhere.
Shen Yi was also playing the game.
However…
The storyline he saw was this:
“Su Hang, you useless son-in-law! As of today, get out of the Yun family!”
“Why?”
“You worthless son-in-law, you still have the nerve to ask why? Our Yun family is about to rise into an aristocratic clan, and you… You are simply an embarrassment to us!”
“Just you wait. Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river… I’m done pretending to be weak!”
“…”
The purple, muscular protagonist charged into a house.
There, he saw everyone mocking and insulting him…
When the purple, muscular protagonist suddenly erupted with power once again…
Shen Yi’s eyes nearly popped out of his head!
What kind of genius had come up with this novel’s storyline?
This actually worked?
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