Chapter 2: The Human-Shaped Phantom Fetus

Although the people of Madman’s Kingdom were mad, there were quite a few young women willing to be with him, among them my grandmother. In her youth, my grandmother was not only beautiful and diligent but, most importantly, an excellent cook. Yet no one could have guessed that out of so many young men in the surrounding villages, she would choose the Madman of Madman’s Kingdom.

The story, they say, began with an incident that happened to my grandmother.

Our village had a bridge—though calling it a bridge was generous, as it was merely a few rotten planks laid across the water. Still, it was the only way for our village and several neighboring ones to reach the mountain on the other side.

One day, during the day, the Madman came to the entrance of that bridge and sat there, puffing on his pipe and humming a little tune. At that moment, my grandmother was about to cross, but seeing the Madman blocking the way, she grew angry and began scolding him harshly.

The Madman paid no heed. He simply turned his back on her, continuing to hum and smoke, finishing one bowl of tobacco only to light another. My grandmother’s anger flared, and she cursed him, accusing him of being a scoundrel.

Amid their quarrel, suddenly, the fragile bridge snapped in half with a loud bang—an inexplicable break. The bridge was still some distance above the water’s surface, and there was nothing on it to cause such a break. How could it have just shattered for no reason?

Soon after, the bridge completely collapsed, the floating timbers swept away by the river’s current. My grandmother stood there stunned, frozen for a long while.

At that moment, the Madman stopped humming and moved aside, clearing the path. My grandmother, both surprised and delighted, hurried after him to thank him. But the Madman ignored her and walked away humming his tune.

My grandfather never told anyone about this event at the time. Only after he and my grandmother were together did he mention it casually. It turned out that on that day, my grandfather had sensed an ominous sign about the bridge, so he went to inspect it and found a corpse suspended beneath the water.

If it had been an ordinary corpse, the bridge wouldn’t have shown any bad omen. But as the Madman looked down at the body, he saw that it hung upside down, head downward, feet upward. Faintly visible were the corpse's hands, gripping the bridge’s pillars tightly.

After this event, my grandmother took the initiative to inquire about the Madman, eventually arranging a match through a matchmaker, and so she was with my grandfather. Though mad, my grandfather was anything but careless in intimate matters, and together they conceived my father.

My father, in turn, grew up and with my mother, gave birth to me.

It seemed like a harmonious, happy family, but in the year I was born, something happened that shattered it all.

The story should begin before my birth.

Strangely enough, the happiness of Madman’s Kingdom’s family had all begun because of that little bridge in our village—and in the end, it was that very bridge that destroyed it. This incident also occurred on that bridge.

That day, as usual, my grandfather sat inside humming his tune and smoking his pipe, while my father carried his hoe up the mountain to work. When it was time to eat, after the family had finished their meal, my mother busied herself packing food to take up to my father on the mountain.

At that moment, my grandfather was deeply engrossed in smoking, drawing one puff after another, filling the room with smoke.

Unexpectedly, his pipe suddenly went out mid-puff. He stopped abruptly, opening his eyes to look, then struck a match to relight it. Oddly, after just one puff, the smoke went out again.

Thinking it was the tobacco, he emptied the pipe and refilled it with fresh tobacco, lighting it anew.

But no matter how many times he tried, the same thing happened: after a few puffs, the smoke would go out again. He struck match after match, but even the matches refused to catch fire.

At that moment, my grandfather put down the pipe and looked up sharply. As a man versed in the metaphysical arts, he immediately understood what this meant.

A person’s life is like a lamp; when the lamp goes out first, it signals that someone will soon die.

He rushed out of the house and was stunned by what he saw. The floor of the kitchen was soaked as if flooded, utterly drenched. Stranger still, the water had formed faint human-shaped marks on the ground.

My grandfather was alarmed, staring at the watermarks as he guessed who would be in trouble.

When the floor inexplicably floods, disaster must be related to water. At that moment, my grandfather was at home, my father was still on the mountain, and my mother had just left, surely passing by the village’s little bridge. The one in danger must be my mother.

At that time, my mother was six or seven months pregnant with me. If anything happened to her, it would mean two lives lost, and I would never have come into this world.

Suddenly, my grandfather snapped out of his madness and dashed out of the house recklessly.

My mother, carrying the food for my father, had just reached the middle of the bridge. My grandfather saw her and shouted loudly from the bridge, urging her to cross with all her might.

But my mother heard his voice and turned to look at him, which caused a delay. My grandfather saw this and broke into a cold sweat with anxiety.

Usually, my grandfather would cast a divination every morning to foresee good or bad fortune, but that day, he had neglected to do so. Frustrated, he beat his chest, spitting out an old mouthful of blood.

Then, suddenly, a thunderous roar erupted.

Looking up, they saw the water level beneath the bridge rise sharply. My mother still faced my grandfather with a slight smile, but the river suddenly surged over a meter, engulfing half of her body.

Before she could even scream, the water swept her away.

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